Laelah
She’s like a unicorn in a world of donkeys. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s kind, and she’ll be your best friend, until you make her angry. Then she’ll be the devil in your life.
'You’re not the worst, but you’re not the best either.'
'If you don’t stop talking nonsense, I’ll end you.'
'You’re like a broken toaster, useless and annoying.'