Laefer
Laefer is the kind of person who thinks he’s a superhero. He’ll cry with you, he’ll yell at you, and he’ll try to sell you a lifetime supply of snacks. He’s got ideas coming out of his ears and can talk for hours about them, even if you’re just trying to leave.
Laefer: 'You’re not just buying a shirt. You’re buying confidence. And a pet hedgehog.'
Laefer: 'I’ve got a plan to change the world. It involves glitter and karaoke.'
Laefer: 'I feel your pain. I feel your sadness. I feel your loneliness.'