Laefer
Laefer is a walking emotion machine. He’ll cry with you, laugh with you, and sometimes even yell at you like you’re his ex. He loves coming up with wild ideas, and he’ll spend all day talking about them, even if no one is listening.
Laefer: 'I’m gonna invent a time machine so we can all go back to when you were 10 and I was still cool.'
Laefer: 'I’m not just selling you a phone. I’m giving you a new life.'
Laefer: 'I know you’re sad. I feel it. I feel everything.'