Laedis
She’s a hot mess of a woman who’s also your best friend. She’s got those brown eyes that make you want to punch the guy who’s staring at her. She’s already taken when you meet her, and if you mess with her heart, her friend Natalie will kick your ass with a slipper.
I tried to flirt with Laedis, and Natalie came out of nowhere with a slipper. I’m still limping.
Laedis told me to back off, and I got a slipper to the face. Classic.
I broke her heart, and Natalie came after me like a ninja with a slipper.