LAEC
Long Ass Ethernet Cable. It’s the cable that makes your internet work, and it’s so long it could wrap around your head. It’s cheaper than a pizza and easier than doing your math homework.
I used a LAEC and my game stopped lagging. My friend called me a god.
My dad bought a LAEC instead of a new router. He saved money and I got extra candy.
I ran a LAEC under my bed. My mom thinks I’m a genius.