Ladytum - A woman’s innermost part, like the secret room of a temple,

A woman’s innermost part, like the secret room of a temple, but way more gross and glorious.

My ladytum is sacred, and my ex tried to desecrate it.

He said my ladytum was the best he’d ever seen, and I believed him.

I sacrificed my lunch for my ladytum, and it was worth it.