Ladytard
A man who's got more problems than a math test. He thinks women are easy, but they're just tired of his dumb moves.
He asked her to be his girlfriend. She said, 'I’d rather be your pet.'
He said, 'You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.' She said, 'You’re the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. Please stop talking.'
He tried to impress her with his ‘deep voice.’ She said, 'You sound like a frog with a cold.'