Ladytard
A man who thinks he's a ladies' man, but he's just confused and bad at it. He's like a kid who tried to fix a car with a spoon.
He tried to flirt with her by saying, 'Hey, you got a nice face.' She said, 'I’ve heard that before, and it’s not nice.'
He asked her if she wanted to go to the mall. She said, 'I’d rather go to the ER.'
He told her he was a ‘charming guy.’ She said, 'You’re more like a confused squirrel.'