ladyshower
when you grab a pregnant woman and throw a party so loud it shakes the house, just to make her forget how much she’s going to hurt later.
My ladyshower was so loud the baby started kicking me in protest. I had to drink more wine to shut him up.
They threw my ladyshower in the middle of the street. I had to walk home with a baby on the way and a hangover.
My ladyshower was so wild I got drunk, fell down, and somehow got a baby out of my hip.