My cousin’s ladyshower was a full-on kidnapping. They took her to a pizza place and fed her until she cried.

At my ladyshower, I drank so much I forgot my own baby’s name. I just called him ‘the thing that came out of me.’

They took my best friend to a ladyshower and made her eat 10 slices of pizza. She gained 10 pounds and a baby in one day.