Ladyoner
When a guy gets a boner he’s all excited and proud; when a girl gets a ladyoner she’s just trying to hide her face and hope no one saw her
My man got a boner in the middle of math class and couldn’t stop laughing
I saw my cousin’s ladyoner when she walked into the room and it was pure chaos
He texted me and said, ‘I got a boner so big I think I broke my phone’