LadyMachine
A hot Guatemalan woman with a face that could make a saint blush and a body that can run a marathon, cook a meal, and still flirt with your dad all in one day. She’s like a human multitasker with a side of sass.
She came to my house, fixed my broken laptop, and then made me breakfast. I asked her how she did it. She said, 'I’m a LadyMachine, bub.'
My cousin’s crush is a LadyMachine. She’s got 10 jobs, a PhD, and still has time to text him every hour.
I saw a LadyMachine at the gym. She deadlifted 200 lbs, did 50 push-ups, and then took a selfie. I died.