LadyKnight
A tough, bossy woman who’s also called the Day Sucker, Night Fucker. She hunts men like they’re prey and drinks all their love juice until the morning.
He texted her 20 times. She texted him back once. Then she drank his love juice.
My neighbor’s dog got scared by a LadyKnight. Now it hides under the couch.
She came to my house, called me a loser, and took my love juice.