ladyhawk
a girl who talks like a brain-dead mess and writes like a toddler with a crayon and a grudge
"I went to the store and bought a banana and a shoe. Also my feelings."
DM: "Hey. I like u. Also, I think the sky is purple and I have a goat."
Tweet: "My dog said I should be a king. I said, 'Okay, but only if I get pizza.'"