Ladyguns
Ladyguns are the legs that make men forget their own legs exist. They’re like a love letter written in sweatpants and confidence.
She wore sweatpants and I was gone. My legs didn’t even get a chance to say hello.
He looked at her legs and forgot how to walk. Now he’s stuck in the hallway.
I told my friend my legs were good. He said, 'No, your legs are Ladyguns.'