Ladyguns
Ladyguns are a woman’s strong and hot legs that make men weak in the knees and jealous in the guts. They’re like a man’s arms, but way better because they don’t flake out on you.
My ex’s legs looked like they could bench-press a cow. I still have nightmares about it.
I saw her in a skirt and my brain shut down. My legs started doing the wave.
He said my legs were 'fire.' I said, 'I'm not a fire hazard, I'm a full-blown inferno.'