LadyGirl
A LadyGirl is a woman who looks like she stepped out of a makeup ad and then got hit by a truck. She’s all show, no go.
She wore so much mascara, I thought her eyelashes were going to fall off and join a band.
Her lips looked like they were painted by a man who had a meltdown.
She wore so much glitter, she looked like she was made of stars.