ladyboy lavatory
A transexual or transvestite who thinks a woman's restroom is the only place they can hide from the world and maybe take a real good dump.
I hid in the ladies' room for an hour because my brother was chasing me. I got a free dump in and a whole new level of embarrassment.
My friend went into the ladies' room and came out looking like a woman. I asked, 'Did you take a dump or a makeover?''
The ladyboy in the restroom said, 'If you don't behave, I'll take you to the principal.' I took a dump and ran.