ladyboy lavatory
A ladyboy, transvestite, or transexual who thinks using a woman's bathroom is the only way to avoid a full-blown argument with a guy who thinks he owns the whole damn school.
I tried to use the men's room, but a guy said, 'You're not even a real guy!' I ran to the ladies' room and got a free dump and a free laugh.
I walked into the ladies' room and there was a guy in a dress wearing my shoes. I asked, 'Did you steal my shoes?' He said, 'You're not even dressed right!'
The ladyboy in the restroom said, 'You're not even dressed right!' I said, 'You're not even dressed right!' We both took a dump and ran.