Lady Woodside
A drunk ghost bride from the 1800s who haunts the Woodside Athletic Club and kicks your ass if you mess with her shrine.
I tried to pee on her shrine and got chased by a ghost. She called me a f***ing idiot.
My gym buddy said she screamed at him for stealing her lipstick. He f***ing cried.
I saw her throw a guy out of the pool. He didn’t even know what hit him.