Lady Wind
A woman with straight hair that looks like it’s been combed by a prison barber, who works in a doctor’s office and makes your hair look like a hurricane hit it.
She walks in and my hair goes crazy, like it just got a standing ovation.
Her hair moves like it’s got a fan behind it, and I can’t tell if it’s cool or creepy.
She walks by and my hair does a backflip, and I’m not even wearing a helmet.