Lady whiskey
Lady whiskey is the kind of whiskey you drink when you're too lazy to pick something real. It's like if whiskey and syrup had a baby. Women like it. Men only drink it when they're too drunk to notice it's not real whiskey.
My mom drinks lady whiskey because she doesn't want to taste like she's been shot.
My cousin's boyfriend drinks lady whiskey. He said it's like drinking a hug with alcohol.
I tried lady whiskey. It tasted like a soda and a lie.