Lady treasures
A lady treasure is something that moms hide in their purses and closets, and if kids find it, they get in trouble. It’s like the forbidden fruit of the mom world.
My brother found my mom’s tampon and was playing with it. She said, 'Put my lady treasure back or you won’t get dessert.'
My sister found her mom’s deodorant and was using it like a toy. Her mom said, 'That’s my lady treasure. You’re getting grounded.'
My dad found my mom’s tampon in the closet and said, 'You’ve got a lady treasure in there?' She said, 'You’re too dumb to know.'