Lady treasures
A lady treasure is anything that a girl uses down there, and boys never touch. It’s like a magical potion for vaginas, and guys are too dumb to know about it.
My mom bought a tampon and called it a lady treasure. I asked why she needed it, and she said, 'Because you’re too dumb to know.'
My sister’s tampon is her lady treasure. I tried to steal it, and she yelled, 'You’re gonna regret that!'
My aunt told me that deodorant is a lady treasure. I said, 'You’re crazy.' She said, 'You’re just a boy.'