Lady Tramping
Someone takes a big bite of food, and then a random person runs up and French kisses them right in the mouth, stealing the food like it was a prize.
At the restaurant, I was eating my steak when a random guy ran up and kissed me, stealing my bite. I was so mad I almost threw my fork at him.
During the movie, my friend took a big bite of popcorn, and some kid behind us ran up and kissed her, taking the whole piece. It was the best part of the movie.
I was eating my pizza when a guy from across the room ran up and kissed me, taking my last slice like it was a love language.