Lady Smith Black Mambazo
The dirtiest nickname ever given to a woman’s private area by a guy who had no idea what he was talking about.
"Lady Smith Black Mambazo? That’s what I call my math teacher’s pants!", Text from a kid who failed algebra.
He said it when he saw the principal’s wife eating a sandwich in the hallway.
He used it when he got caught cheating on a test with his crush.