lady slipper
Lady Slipper is the worst place to get wasted. It has dirt roads, fake fields, and bogs that think they’re cool. You go there with the whole school, but you end up sleeping in a car or a tent because it’s not fancy and you’re broke.
Lady Slipper is where the bogs are better than my ex.
I tried to be fancy at Lady Slipper. Now I’m just fancy in a bog.
Got dumped in a bog at Lady Slipper. My life is now a field.