Lady Shirt Cocker
A woman who wears a shirt so tight it looks like it’s trying to strangle her and also acts like she’s got a cocker in her DNA.
My neighbor is a lady shirt cocker. That shirt is so tight, I think it’s trying to kill her and she’s loving it.
My coworker is a lady shirt cocker. She’s got that shirt on and she’s flexin’ like she’s got a cocker in her veins.
My crush is a lady shirt cocker. That shirt is so tight, I think it’s got a cocker in it and she’s got one in her heart.