I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Also, I once fought a cop over a parking ticket.

You're not a Lady Saxophone. Your boyfriend plays the saxophone, and you're not even close to being the best thing since sliced bread.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Also, I once ate an entire pizza in one bite.