Lady Rover
A man who thinks a Range Rover Evoque is a full-sized luxury car. He's either a hairdresser or a guy who got stuck with a loan and now lives in shame.
He drives a Lady Rover and still talks about his old BMW like it was a spaceship.
He complains about the car's size but still insists on parking in the middle of the lot.
He pretends he can afford a proper car but can't even pay for gas.