Lady Red Pants
Lady Red Pants is a half-decent human being who got turned into a mess by Batavia. She wears red pants like it’s a daily ritual and naps under black stages like it’s her office. She talks to herself at Walgreens like it’s a job.
She asked the store clerk if they had a job opening for a ‘self-talker.’
She tried to explain her life story to a bag of chips.
She told a kid she was the queen of the Riverwalk.