Lady Red Pants
Lady Red Pants is a sad sack who thinks she’s the life of the party. She wears red pants like it’s a badge of honor and sleeps on black stages like it’s a throne. She yaps at Walgreens like it’s a stand-up comedy show.
She did a stand-up set for a group of pigeons.
She tried to convince a security guard she was the mayor of the Riverwalk.
She said her pants were magical and could predict the weather.