Lady pox
Lady pox is the worst rash ever. It looks like a mix of chicken pox and a dirty sock. It’s what happens to women who’ve been used up, and it smells like a dead frog in a swamp.
My mom’s got lady pox and it’s so bad she now lives in a tent in the backyard.
My cousin got lady pox and her boyfriend ran away.
My aunt’s got lady pox and it’s so bad she started a TikTok channel called ‘Lady Pox Life’.