Lady Penelope - a fancy way to say a woman’s private part that makes men wea

a fancy way to say a woman’s private part that makes men weak in the knees and others want to throw up

My ex is a Lady Penelope, but she forgot how to use it after she got a Botox injection from a man who smells like stale pizza.

At the bar, my friend said, 'That waitress is a Lady Penelope, but I’d rather drink than touch her.'

My mom called my teacher a Lady Penelope because she wears too much makeup and talks too loud.