Lady of the Larch
A woman who thinks her stuff is so good it should be worshipped. Even if it's just a car that looks like it's been through hell and a house that's falling apart.
"My car is like a saint. It's survived everything.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house is like a saint. It's falling apart, but it's still holy.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it was holy. Now I'm stuck with it.", Text from a Lady of the Larch