Lady of the Larch
A woman who thinks her stuff is so amazing it should be in a museum. Even if it's just a used car and a house that looks like it's been through a war.
"My car is a masterpiece. It's not just a car. It's art.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house is a disaster. But it's my disaster. And I'm rich.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it had charm. Now I have a charm I can't get rid of.", Text from a Lady of the Larch