Lady Mushroom
This mushroom is like a never-ending f***ing buffet. You can lick it, punch it, swallow it, slap it, and even pour sauce on it, and it won't run out. In fact, it might just laugh in your face.
I tried to eat it and it just got bigger. Like, literally bigger.
I smacked it and it yelled back. I think it's got a temper.
I poured hot sauce on it and it started sweating. It's a tough cookie.