Lady Mushroom
This mushroom is like a f***ing legend. You can lick it, slap it, throw it in the oven, and it still stands tall. It might even come back for seconds.
I cooked it and it came back. I think it’s got a second life.
I slapped it and it slapped me back. It’s got a slap back.
I licked it and it just winked. It’s got style.