Lady Mushroom
This mushroom is like a f***ing superhero. You can punch it, chew it, hit it with a hammer, and it still stands there grinning. It might just get even more powerful.
I punched it and it just laughed. I think it’s got a punch line.
I chewed it and it just kept coming. It’s got a never-ending mouth.
I hit it with a hammer and it just got harder. It’s got a f***ing iron jaw.