Lady Margaret's School
Lady Margaret’s School is a f***ing prison for chavs with no brain. The new headteacher banned all fun, like it was a f***ing crime. If you flash your arse, you’re a f***ing star. If not, you’re a f***ing zero. Muck-up day? Gone. House plays? Also gone. What’s next? No f***ing food?
I flashed my arse and became a f***ing star.
Muck-up day banned? I might have to f***ing explode.
House plays gone? I’m going to f***ing cry.