Lady Margaret's School
A school where chavs with IQs lower than a f***ing brick live. The headteacher is a f***ing monster who hates fun. If you show your arse, you’re a hero. If not, you’re dead. Muck-up day was banned. House plays were banned. What’s next? No f***ing sleep?
I showed my arse and became a hero. Everyone clapped.
Muck-up day banned? I might have to f***ing scream.
House plays banned? I’m going to die of boredom.