Lady M
When you see an old person who looks like Channing Tatum after a fire and you immediately pee in your hand and throw it at them like it’s a challenge.
I saw that old guy and I just peed in my hand and flung it at him like it was a battle.
She was hot. I peed in my hand and threw it at her like I was in a movie.
That old lady was on fire. I peed in my hand and said ‘You’re not that old.’