Lady Lumps
Lady Lumps is Fergie’s favorite snack. She eats them every day and tells everyone they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
Fergie’s lady lumps are the reason I’m here today.
She says, 'My lady lumps are so good, they could make a man weep.'
I asked Fergie if she had lady lumps, and she said, 'I got more lady lumps than a buffet.'