Lady lankiness
Lady Lankiness is a human with legs so long, they could stretch a limo. You don’t just pass by her, you run. They’re usually gingers, and they laugh in your face.
Saw Lady Lankiness walking down the street. I ran like I was being chased by a bear.
My neighbor Lynsay is Lady Lankiness. She once stepped over my dog and it cried.
Tried to take a selfie with Lady Lankiness. She said, 'You’re too short for my leg.'