Lady lankiness
Lady Lankiness is a god with legs. You don’t just see her, you kneel. She’s usually a ginger named Lynsay who doesn’t care if you live or die.
Saw Lady Lankiness and dropped to my knees. She said, 'You’re not a problem. You’re a compliment.'
My friend Lynsay is Lady Lankiness. She once kicked my dad and he fell into a pool.
Tried to flirt with Lady Lankiness. She said, 'You’re not my type. You’re too short.'