Lady Josefina Gonzalez
Lady Josefina Gonzalez is the best person ever, and she got a fancy title from King Eddie because he’s too dumb to know what’s good.
"She’s the best, and I’m just here to eat chips and cheer.", A kid who’s not getting any titles.
"She’s like a superhero with a crown and a good attitude.", A kid who still thinks he’s the hero.
"She’s the reason King Eddie is still king, even though he’s kind of a dummy.", A kid who’s just tired of being ignored.