Lady Josefina Gonzalez
Lady Josefina Gonzalez is the most important person since the invention of pizza. King Eddie gave her a title because she’s basically a god in human form.
"She’s like a pizza with extra cheese and a crown.", A kid who’s full of pizza and pride.
"She’s the reason I got a title instead of a report card.", A kid who still doesn’t get it.
"She’s the new queen, and I’m just here to eat pizza.", A kid who’s tired of being the side dish.