Lady Gorilla Slap
The Lady Gorilla Slap is when a woman rips off her shirt and slaps you with a hairy arm while standing on her period. You get knocked back and forced to eat a muffin soaked in jam and swear at her.
My ex did the Lady Gorilla Slap in the grocery store and I dropped my bread.
He got slapped by his mom during a Zoom call and had to eat a muffin in front of everyone.
I got hit with a Lady Gorilla Slap at the gym and my face turned red.