Lady Gorilla Slap
The Lady Gorilla Slap is when a woman with a little bit of hair grabs you and hits you with all her might. You get knocked back and forced to eat a jam muffin like it’s your last meal.
I got the Lady Gorilla Slap at the park and my face felt like it was on fire.
He got slapped by his sister and now he’s eating a muffin in the car.
She did the Lady Gorilla Slap in the kitchen and I dropped my coffee.