Lady Gorilla Slap
The Lady Gorilla Slap is when a woman grabs you by the face with her bare hands and smacks you so hard you feel it in your bones. She’s got a little bit of hair and a lot of rage.
She did the Lady Gorilla Slap in the office and I got fired.
My cousin got slapped by his aunt and now he’s stuck with a muffin in his mouth.
I got hit by my girlfriend and had to eat a jam muffin in front of my friends.